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Michael! Michael!

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SEAGULLS CAW

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Did they barbecue last night? Whose?

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Him, the neighbor, and his girlfriend.

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His name is Michael and she is not his girlfriend.

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Well, whoever she is. Anyway, how do you know?

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I met her at the store.

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Kacey. She is nice. Regardless.

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All right, they were grilling, because I could smell it.

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It was just a fire.

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There is coal in our driveway.

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Right? They throw barbecue coals on our driveway.

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What? Why?

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I have no idea why.

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Why would someone throw away charcoal?

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I have no idea what goes on in that man's head. Right?

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It's some kind of game he plays with me. I think he can come to me.

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You know, think he can get under my skin.

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RINGTONE

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Who are you calling?

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The council. Antisocial behaviour.

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It's only eight o'clock. There won't be anyone there.

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Right. I have to go.

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Go knock on his door and tell him to clean up.

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But take pictures first, okay? As evidence.

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And then call the municipality and report it.

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Antisocial behaviour.

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Yes, sir.

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MUSIC: The Wise Man's Song by Cinder Wells

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THE PHONE IS RINGING

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Hi Hilary.

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Alright, I'll drop by.

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Oh, hello, dear.

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Thank you for calling. Is he okay?

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I don't know, dear. He's stressing about something.

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but I can't figure it out. I don't think he really knows.

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He is in his room. Toast.

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KNOCK ON THE DOOR

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Oh... Oh, it's you. They shouldn't have called you.

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Did they call you? I just came to see you, as I always do.

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I told them not to disturb you.

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What's up, dad? Hilary says you're getting stressed.

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Are you worried about something?

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It's all this honking, you know, that pushes me in.

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I have to fix it. I can't find anything.

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OK, I can help you with that.

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Is there something you are looking for?

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Yes, well, what did he say was lost?

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Something hidden.

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Excuse me, who is this? Him!

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He who came looking for something.

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A book, a bird book.

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Dad, you are in a state now. You're getting really confused.

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They keep coming up to me and asking me to find things.

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OK, I'll tell you what, I can take some with me today.

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Let's fill a box with things you don't think you need and I'll go

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keep it at my house until you need it again.

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No, you can throw everything away. I don't want any of that. It's just garbage.

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Come on, Dad, let's sort it out and take it from there.

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What do you have there?

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It's my old friend Vic Wiffen.

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Went away.

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Not, uh, not many of us left now.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Dad. It's your friend from Canada.

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Yes, yes. I got a letter from him just a week ago.

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I always meant to visit him, but it's too late now.

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Did you just find this?

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Huh?

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Nothing.

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You say you got a letter from him last week?

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A couple of days ago. It's there on the page.

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He asked about you.

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Always asked about you.

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Legend.

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Excuse me.

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Hello, dear. Do you sell pupa boxes?

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Doll boxes?

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Yes.

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Boxes for...? Boobs.

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Hmm...

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Blue tit?

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Like a bird box? Yes.

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They will be in the garden section if we have them. It's, uh...

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Sorry, it doesn't look like we do.

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Oh yeah, well.

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I'll tell you what, I might be able to help.

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Can you do that? Yes, I think so.

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Can you come back in an hour?

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Yes, fine. I'll go shop for the rest.

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Great. See you again here.

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In an hour? That's all.

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Michael, what the hell...?

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DRILL SPINNERS

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What the hell...? DRILL LATCHES

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What do you do for a living?

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Tit box.

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The customer wanted one.

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Michael, what's wrong with you? This is not a...

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We don't... If we don't sell

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something, we can't come up with... Oh, here she comes.

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Hello, madam. There you have it.

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Oh, that's lovely, thank you!

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Hello, Gordon.

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Hello Mrs. Stewart.

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How is your mother? Is she okay?

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She's fine, thank you, Mrs. Stewart.

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How much is this?

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Er, that's our responsibility, Mrs. Stewart, with our compliments.

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Thanks! Say hello to your mother from me.

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Have at it, dear.

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Why didn't we come back to work yesterday?

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"We"? You.

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You said "don't bother coming back".

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Like a threat!

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As in: "If you leave, don't come back, because you're fired."

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An employer is not allowed to deny an employee reasonable time off

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to deal with an unexpected event involving a relative.

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Well... Because that would be an unfair dismissal.

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I... And you would be guilty of unfair dismissal.

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I... And I would take you to court for unfair dismissal.

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Get this cleaned up.

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Right?

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Yes.

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Here, listen to this.

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Dad got this letter from his friend in Canada. Right.

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"Dear Brian, Thank you for your last letter."

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"All is well here on the other side of the pond, though winter is still..."

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Going a little further.

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And then, "How's your boy, Michael?"

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“I'm always interested to hear what he's up to. Is he all right?”

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"Did he ever find a new partner and settle down?"

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“Is he happy at the moment? I hope so.”

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Bla, blah, blah ... "Your dear friend, Vic."

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So?

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Well, number one, I don't think I've ever met the guy, so I don't know.

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why he is so interested in what I do.

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Well, he's just being friendly.

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And number two, he died over a decade ago.

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Dead?

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Passed away, dead, in 2009.

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And how old is the letter?

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Posted two weeks ago.

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Canada? Yep.

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Are you sure he's dead?

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I have seen the order of ceremony from the funeral.

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I googled him and found his obituary. He's dead, yes.

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Odd.

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Can ghosts write letters?

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I know they can't lick stamps.

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METALLIC CLEAR

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All right, Michael?

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Hello, Brigham.

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Kacey? Brigham.

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He mocked you yesterday. Gordon. Oh yes?

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When you didn't come back to work. Did he say he was going to fire you.

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Yes? Not that bothered.

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Don't mind getting fired?

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Not really, to be honest.

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Don't...

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You don't want to…

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Are you doing well?

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...get fired, buddy.

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Why not?

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Who will make me laugh?

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Who wants to go to work on a long bike?

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Shit without you here, mate.

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Right. Um, thanks, Brigham.

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Regardless!

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THE PHONE IS RINGING

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Hello? It's Roy.

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can you talk Not really.

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I have to come over to the house with an appraiser.

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Why? When?

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You know why.

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When?

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When is it appropriate? No! No time!

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OK. Well, I'll come now. You can't—look, it's, it's not…

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Hi, how are you, Michael?

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Yeah, not bad. Eh, I was just wondering if you had an update.

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on the hedge situation?

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Yes. Um, no. Sorry, I don't know.

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Well, I think the chaffinch might be gone now, so…

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You had a bird book the other day.

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Yes. The chaffinches.

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Where did you get that from?

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The book? Yes.

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Er, I think it was Dad's.

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My father's?

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No, MY dad's.

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Did you go and visit dad?

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Your father? Yes. In the nursing home?

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Your father? And ask him for a bird book?

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What do you mean? Sorry, I don't think I understand this conversation.

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Yes.

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It's confusing.

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THE DOORBELL IS RINGING. Oh, damn.

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Hello, Michael. Sorry. I'm not doing this to be an asshole.

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But, uh, I'm desperate, mate.

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I am bankrupt.

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It's been a long time coming, and this house belongs to me.

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Sorry. Who is that?

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She is a surveyor.

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I just wanted her to come and look around so we can figure it out.

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what needs to be done before people can start looking at the property.

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Nice to meet you, Michael.

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So, can we, uh... Can we come in, please?

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Well, I actually set up some chairs in the garden.

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We've come to see the house, mate, not the garden.

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Well, you have to give me more time to clean and stuff.

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Hello! I need a little more time to clean. Roy!

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God, what is all this shit? What do you hoard?

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It is this way. Come through.

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Come through. It is this way.

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Um...

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Oh, my God, look at this!

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It's Christmas, 1979!

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There I am, Mom, Clea.

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Yes, would you like to come by?

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The Action Man helicopter.

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Mom thought it came with an Action Man, but they didn't.

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I never got hold of an Action Man.

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It is this way.

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What is it?

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Fertilizer.

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Stinks.

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The house will be put on the market in three weeks, Michael.

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Three weeks?

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Sorry, Michael, you have no choice. It's going to happen.

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Sorry, I thought you were a surveyor. Lawyer.

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You said she was a surveyor.

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Did I do it? I meant lawyer.

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Well, I have to talk to my lawyer.

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You don't have a lawyer. Then I'll get a lawyer.

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You should get one. I'm going to get a lawyer.

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It would have been much easier if I had had a lawyer to deal with.

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Easier? For whom?

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To all, Michael. My God!

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Please don't make this harder than it needs to be.

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And of course the house must be cleaned.

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What's in the boxes? I don't know.

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What do you mean you don't know? I mean, I don't know.

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I don't know what's in the boxes. They are not mine.

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Well, who are they then? They are your sister's.

275
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They are Cleas.

276
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These are goods she left behind in the detention center when she left.

277
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Most used books, I think.

278
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That's right, we can help you get rid of them.

279
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Oh, get rid of them?

280
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To find out what to do with them.

281
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,840
So, what else do you need to know?

282
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,640
So much, mate.

283
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,200
So much.

284
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,600
Hi, it's me.

285
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Would you like to come by?

286
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It's about time.

287
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,480
I think we should probably use these too,

288
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,160
Just to be on the safe side. No, mate.

289
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See, whatever shall have happened to them in their little

290
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Crap, it either happened or it didn't, right?

291
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,720
The fact that I'm wearing a Dunelm dressing gown isn't going to change anything.

292
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Fair enough.

293
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All right, I'll go in.

294
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OK.

295
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,720
Hello, Kacey. Hi Bev.

296
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,560
This is Clive, my husband. Clive, this is Kacey.

297
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,320
Oh, cool. How are you, Kacey?

298
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,240
Has he got you enslaved, has he?

299
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,560
Slavery? No, mate, I'm just... I'm just helping out.

300
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,600
Oh, God, yes. It is probably not possible to say at the moment.

301
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,320
No, you can't. Yes.

302
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,560
It's a minefield, isn't it? Yeah, not really.

303
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,920
What are you wearing it for?

304
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,920
Well, I don't want to get dirty, do I, Bev?

305
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You Wally!

306
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,160
Alright, see you later, love. See you. See you later, Kacey.

307
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,920
Why do you always do that? Do what?

308
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,600
Pretend you're nice. What on earth is that supposed to mean?

309
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,480
Well, I know you're going to say something.

310
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Absolutely terrible with her now.

311
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,880
Oh, I can't find them! What...?

312
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,880
They must have sunk into the ground.

313
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,680
They should be right here.

314
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,000
Ouch!

315
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,800
Oh! Oh!

316
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DYING CIRCLES

317
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,360
Kacey, I almost passed out!

318
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SHE CLAY

319
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What the...? What's going on? Where are they?

320
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,240
I don't know. Just... Wait, wait.

321
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,280
Hold my arm. That's me!

322
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:59,240
OK, OK, I got them. Yes, they have gone right under.

323
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,600
Oh. Drag us out.

324
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,280
Ouch!

325
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,320
We need to rethink this.

326
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,960
I can feel it.

327
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,160
Is it the right way up?

328
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,000
Yes, I have it on my neck.

329
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,200
Alright, pull it gently.

330
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,840
Here it comes.

331
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,960
Gently.

332
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,560
Do you understand? Yes.

333
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,240
All right, take her in.

334
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,000
ANSVING Here she comes.

335
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,240
I have her.

336
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,200
Hurry up!

337
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,840
Right! Damn hell.

338
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,400
Here.

339
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,600
Ouch! Yes.

340
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,280
They have grown.

341
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,680
Have they reached the stage of anything?

342
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,560
The state of divination.

343
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,760
I don't know.

344
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,200
How do you find out?

345
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,000
I have to ask them a question.

346
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,680
Come on then.

347
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,120
I don't know what to ask. Mate, you told me what you wanted to ask.

348
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:41,480
Yes, but we should ask them a test question first.

349
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,400
You know, see if it works.

350
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,840
So, what can they answer questions about? Anything.

351
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,600
The future, the past, whatever.

352
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,240
Right. Right, yes.

353
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,360
We will use these.

354
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,640
Yes? Pick a card and have it tell us what it is.

355
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,160
OK. Yes.

356
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,920
How will it tell us? Mate, I don't know.

357
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,000
Come on, it asks. Talk to it.

358
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,960
Do you want to play cards?

359
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,440
Yes? Card? Your Majesty.

360
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:25,920
Oh yes. Sorry. Erm, would you like to play cards, Your Majesty?

361
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,320
OK!

362
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,760
Uh, ok, um, Your Majesty,

363
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,920
Which card should I take from the top of the deck?

364
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,600
My God! Oh, my God.

365
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,080
The four hearts.

366
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,640
Wait. Mix them again.

367
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,960
Why? He is chosen.

368
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,400
Yes, but if he predicts the future, you can shuffle them again.

369
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,320
You can mix them as many times as you like.

370
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,680
It won't make any difference.

371
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,880
One more time.

372
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,200
My God!

373
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,640
OK!

374
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,440
All right, Your Majesty, again.

375
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,080
Seven diamonds?

376
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,480
KACEY LERR EXCITED

377
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,960
Well, I guess it works!

378
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:39,240
OK! OK, so we know they can predict the future.

379
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,760
What else can they do? Can they... Can they solve a crime?

380
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,080
Tell you your deepest secret? I guess so.

381
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,840
What about someone else's secret? Yes. I guess so.

382
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:50,080
Your Majesty, I want you to tell me…

383
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,440
...when was the last time Michael cried?

384
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,360
Wow! Wow! Wait a minute, no. I'm just asking her a question!

385
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,880
You can't do that!

386
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,440
Did you cry at Brokeback Mountain? Well, I mean,

387
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,280
You know, it's a sad movie. Brilliant!

388
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,440
OK, what else? What more could we ask for?

389
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,240
Is there any sport going on now?

390
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,680
There must be a place in the world, right?

391
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,160
Yes! Here. Copenhagen against Skanderborg,

392
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,280
Danish women's handball.

393
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,960
There's like ten minutes left.

394
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,720
OK, OK, so what are we asking?

395
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,520
Your Majesty,

396
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,360
Right now, Ajax Copenhagen...

397
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,120
It's an "eye axe".

398
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:39,240
...plays against Skanderborg at home in Denmark.

399
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,680
Can you tell me, will Copenhagen win?

400
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,600
OK. So the other team, Skanderborg, is going to win?

401
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:52,200
And what will be the end result?

402
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,200
31–29.

403
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,400
OK. What is the position now?

404
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,880
28 all.

405
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,080
Come on!

406
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,560
DANISH COMMENTARY

407
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,720
KACEY REST, MICHAEL LERR

408
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,640
Oh, my God!

409
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,440
Come here!

410
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,680
THEY CHEERED